Goose Returns From Vacation, Relaxed And Ready To Decimate Public Meatheads

The Goose is proud to announce that we have returned from a fantastic vacation, and we intend to rip all public-figure meatheads to shreds in the forthcoming months. Wait until we get our hands on Snooki. Trust us, we’ve been thinking about her a lot.

And tune in tomorrow for a great travel-related app that enables consumers to avoid obnoxious french travelers. The Goose ran into some frogs during his trip to the caribbean, he didn’t find them very pleasant.


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