Pundits nickname Obama as ‘Zoh-Bama’ after zombie-like performance
NEW YORK: Liberal pundits and talk show hosts were speechless after the first debate between President Obama and Mitt Romney. Many spoke out at length at the biggest disappointment to date for the Obama campaign.
“It was like watching a history professor stumble about trying to answer a complicated economic question. Out of his element… chasing buzz phrases… he sucked,” said Christine Matthews of MSNBC.
“I’ve never witnessed a debate where the President starts out acting like one, but by the end looks like a candidate running for the State Assembly. What the fuck just happened?” Quipped Rachel Maddow.
“What the fuck just happened… I’ll tell you what happened, Obama opened the door, invited Romney in for tea and welcomed him into the race! This shouldn’t be a race! Romney’s an asshole!” screamed Bill Mahrer while giving the bird to everyone in the room.
“I… I’m beside myself.” An emotional Al Sharpton needed a moment. “The greatest orator we’ve even seen. The greatest visionary the world’s ever known. Except… no one saw it last night. Someone’s got to wake Obama up! Or, we’ll wake up with Romney in our beds the morning after the election, and god damn that’s some serious coyote ugly, politically speaking.”