BROOKLYN: The Obama camp descended on Gleason’s Gym to start training for the next debate. Taking a unique approach, the Democratic team is taking no chances.
“We believe an intense mental and physical approach is the right strategy,” Said campaign advisor, David Axelrod. “And given the pounding Obama took Tuesday night, he needs all the training he can get.”
Overseeing the training is Rocky’s former coach, Micky Goldmill, made famous in the movie series. He made his intentions clear at the press conference this morning.
“He’s gonna eat lightening… He’s gonna crap thunda! We’re gonna give snobby Romney a beat down he ain’t never had before!” Screamed Micky.
The program involves intense calisthenics, push-ups, judistzu and of course boxing. Rumor has it that the President will also chase chickens, like Rocky did in the movie, and flip industrial tires.
“You got your head knocked off! Now stop pissing tears and start squatting! Someone grab a spit bucket!”
Micky proceeded to scare off all the reporters in the room.