NEW JERSEY: A consultant group, made up of well educated and rationale professionals, has redesigned the NRA’s logo. According to their opinion, the change in name reflects how many NRA members perceive the world around them.
“This reflects what we believe is the Association’s current state of mind,” said Connor Sensee, the head consultant. “Simply put, they have their head up their ass.”
The word ‘Rectal’ replaced ‘Rifle’ and the task force recommended that all members replace their current logo decal with the revised one.
The design is based on large part from the comments Wayne LaPierre made on Friday, December 22nd. during the press conference, the Executive Vice President recommended armed guards should be placed in every school.
“Yes, that played a large part in our design process,” said Mr. Sensee, “His view of the world is likely clouded by two large butt cheeks that hinder one from seeing how the world really operates.”
The vast majority of NRA members disagree with the Association’s position following the Newtown tragedy. “Look, a little common sense would do everyone good. Put restrictions on the transportation of guns, ban automatic weapons, limit the clip size. LaPierre and Keene? Yeah, they can kiss my ass, once they dislodge their heads from their rectal cavities.”
To provoke the NRA to fire them, the consultants involved in the process made further recommendations in jest. “We recommended that after the first guarded school gets attacked, the NRA should go further and recommend armed teachers. Then we told them kids should be given hand guns, followed by child-size body armor for further protection. That got a rise out of them, let me tell you! We thought, fuck it, we’ve been paid, so we mocked them, gave em’ the bird and told them to go screw themselves.”
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