MIAMI, FL: Goose Editors were made aware of an interesting development last Friday night. According to local sources, a renowned club owner named a new hot spot after TheGooose.com, his favorite website.
“There’s no question this is the coolest site right now,” said The Goose’s Club’s Manager, Steve Rubell. “The Goose has everything. Political satire, celebrity mockery, doctored photos that only a blind man could appreciate, and grammatical skills on par with Cubans who speak broken English. That’s perfect for Miami, we had to honor this website.”
The Goose staff sent letters of appreciation to the owner and employees who manage The Goose. One junior editor volunteered to go clubbing at the venue, but was mocked when he thought TheGooose.com would pick up his tab.