Armstrong Hits Skid Row: Tricycling In Circus For Minimum Wage

Screen shot 2013-02-13 at 11.30.33 PMAUSTIN, TX:  Stripped of his Tour de’ France winnings and endorsement money, Lance Armstrong has resorted to taking circus gigs for money.

At the Waco City Circus, Lance Armstrong was introduced dressed as a clown and raced his tricycle around a small one-ring stage.  Most on hand considered the spectacle embarrassing and pathetic, Mr. Armstrong provided a different perspective.

“This is my comeback, pure and simple.  I can still ride!  I can still win when it counts!” said Lance.

His opponent, Blutto the clown, was reported to have come in second during the clown race.  Cycling enthusiasts confirmed one important fact:  The victory turned out to be Lance Armstrong’s first without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Circus operators remain skeptical and are withholding Lance’s pay until urine tests have been validated.

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