Carnival Passengers Trade One Dump For Another – Mobile, Alabama

Albama the dumpMOBILE, AL:  Carnival passengers, trapped on what’s been described as a dump barge, found themselves in Mobile Alabama last night.   According to those interviewed, the change of scenery was not an improvement.

“I was stuck in Mobile for a day.  I woke up to the stench of body odor and stale beer.  This town is pit,” said Raymond Johnson, a Carnival customer.

Carnival passengers were checked in at midnight into several local hotels, including a Howard Johnsons.  The bar band consisted of a blind banjo player and toothless waiters served luke-warm shot of Jack Daniels.

Penelope Withers of Westchester, a first-class passenger, was beside herself.  “There was a spittoon by the bar, someone said I had a pretty mouth, and another red neck offered me Coppenhagen chewing tobacco.  I threw up in my mouth, that’s when I was grateful for the spittoon.”

A passenger leaving Mobile in the back of a pick up truck described the scenery around him.  “Old white guys with southern drawls were waiving confederate flags.  There was a guy wearing a Ku Klux Klan outfit riding a mule, so I reached for the shotgun in the back of the truck.  He was out of range before I got a shot off.  Get me the fuck out of here!”

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