Christie Inhales Birthday Cake, Congressional Leaders Left With Crumbs

Screen shot 2013-09-06 at 10.54.54 PMWASHINGTON DC:  Chris Christie celebrated his birthday on Capital Hill, which was short lived when the Governor inhaled the cake in five bites.

“That guy can stuff it.  Maybe he snapped his stomach band or something,” said Senate Majority Leader, John Boehner.  “I mean, Jesus Christ, two hands?  No utensils?”

Congressional staffers were halfway through the birthday song before they witnessed a famished look appear on Chris Christie’s face.  “He was red in the cheeks, his lips trembled, then he tore into it like a starved 600-pound alligator.”  observed Nancy Pelosi.

Christie proceeded to chug a quart of milk and demand more cake.  When waiters told him there was nothing left to consume, he stormed out of the room.

Shortly thereafter, police departments started receiving calls that a rabid man with a foaming mouth was roaming the streets of the city.  An investigation concluded it was Chris Christie in search of more cake.  The icing that covered his mouth confused several onlookers.

Several bakeries were ransacked and upended when they did not supply Christie with enough cake to satiate his appetite.

Advertisements

One thought on “Christie Inhales Birthday Cake, Congressional Leaders Left With Crumbs

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s