Mullet Bowl Underway: Quarterbacks With God-Awful Hair Styles Battle in Dallas

DALLAS, TEXAS:  Kyle Orton, the back up quarterback to Tony Romo, took the field donning a 1970’s mullet.

Screen shot 2013-12-29 at 9.57.00 PM“I don’t know what is worse to look at, a Tony Romo fourth quarter meltdown or that god awful hair,” Said Jerry Jones, owner of the Cowboys.

On the opposite side of the field is Kyle Orton’s equal in regards to what GQ calls, ‘white man dread locks.’  Nick Foles also keeps his hair at mullet length.  “We advise both men to ditch the 1970’s confederate look and see a grooming professional as soon as humanly possible.”  Said GQ Editor, Jaque Harrold.

The Editor went on to note how Nick Foles eerily resembles Napoleon Dynamite.


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